I officially have the best girlfriend ever! Tonight after work she msg’d/sms’d me to tell me that she bought me some Eva Mendes clippings and a naked photo of her for me (this one). Just now she said that Wanted is out on DVD Dec 3rd and tom she’s pre ordering a copy for us. It does not get any better than this, lol. I’m so lucky! <3

I feel the need to have a rant about the ‘fan site world’:

Pros: I enjoy making sites on people in the public eye that I admire and/or love their acting abilities. I love sharing my fandom of these people with other fans through sites and hope they’ll learn something new or be inspired by or get enjoyment out of what the celeb does for a living.

Cons: The one thing that I don’t like about the ‘fan site world’ are the egos that too many webmasters have. These ‘elite-ists’ need to get a grip on reality and lighten the fuck up-seriously. A fansite is run to show your love of the celebrity, yes? A good site is more than having the best media, the best log ins and being a ‘popular webmaster’, you know? It just seems to be so much about greed and power when it’s just a fucking fandom site. I’m not trying to say I’m some great webmaster with my head on straight, not at all. I’m just saying I’m sick of all the egostistical bullshit and the drama and needed to vent about it. Grow up and get over yourself arsehole webmasters.

A little healthy competition is always a good thing but fansites are meant to be a hobby - a fun activity - not cut throat fight till you’re the best. I often wonder how many people remember that.

Oh shit… this is not good. Not good at all. Now that a trial is going ahead I have begun to pack my dacks and fear for our civil rights.

To summarise (No to Internet Censorship in Australia):

The Australian Federal Government is pushing forward with a plan to force Internet Service Providers [ISPs] to censor the Internet for all Australians. This plan will waste tens of millions of taxpayer dollars and slow down Internet access.

Despite being almost universally condemned by the public, ISPs, State Governments, Media and censorship experts, Communications Minister Stephen Conroy is determined to force this filter into your home.

$44million has been budgeted for this so far… We do not know how ‘illegal’ material is defined… What about sex education sites? How do you remove those from the black lists? This will make Australia’s internet speed even SLOWER 0_o

But my real problem with this (aside from not being able to watch porn - or even access sites to fucking order it! lol) is what about gay communities and gay education sites?

From Melbourne Community Voice:

“If they put in a dynamic filtering scheme, these [gay sites] are the sites that would be over blocked the most, because the software is not good enough to reliably distinguish between sexuality and pornography, the technology just isn’t there yet. Sites with sexual health or other issues of sexuality could certainly be blocked.”

Senator Ludlam has similar fears, and places gay websites in the top three category of sites that would be targeted under a massive mandatory internet filtering system.

“Our concern is it would take a blacklist with 800 or 900 sites on it at the moment and create a vast grey list of tens of millions of web pages, which will inadvertently block out material you’re supposed to get such as gay and lesbian health-related information or breast cancer,” he says.

“There are people out there who believe homosexuality should be outlawed and [gay websites] are exactly the kind of material they’re going to try to get taken offline,” Ludlam continues.

“The Christian/Family lobby are the only people that are active in the media pushing for this scheme to go ahead,” he says. {Surprise-fucking-surprise!}

“Gay marriage is the most interesting example because it’s unlawful in Australia, regrettably at the moment, so that’s the kind of material they’re going to be trying to take offline because it’s illegal,” he says.

I’m all for preventing kids from seeing unsuitable media but this system can’t prevent sites that shouldn’t be blocked from being so-it shouldn’t go ahead. Going into it all gung-ho with $44million in your pocket with a system that has so many holes isn’t going to solve anything.

I’ve always been so proud being an Australian meant you had such a freedom of speech and access to the media -especially after Proposition 8- and now this… This is fucking scary. It’s 2008 and we could soon be blocked from tens of thousands of sources of valuable information :/

Also, ‘illegal content’, I wonder if fansites will be included in this..? From what I am reading the focus seems to be on pornography but still… What’s to stop them from illegal uploads etc?

I am in tears. I feel sick. I don’t think I’ve ever been so disgusted in my life. A puppy was recently hacked to death -while alive- in Queensland, Australia. One of the two men is claiming ‘mental insanity’.

I need you to sign the petition and email the local newspaper demanding that these two men get the maximum penalty.

I cannot repeat what happened to the puppy. You can read it at the petition if you wish. Please be warned that it is very disturbing.

Thank you.

Stolen from Sina:

List ten celebrity crushes and then answer the questions under the cut.

1. Mariska Hargitay (SURPRISE!)
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Eva Mendes
4. Pauley Perrette
5. Julianna Margulies
6. Charlize Theron
7. Catherine Bell
8. Erica Durance
9. Rachel Weisz
10. P!nk

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While looking through random blogs I found an entry about The Phobia List. Who knew there were so many phobias 0_o Many of them have you staring at the screen thinking, ‘Wtf?!’ lol They are below. The bolded are the outrageous ones.

Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease.
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens. LMAO!!!
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Amathophobia- Fear of dust.
Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
Apotemnophobia- Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Astrophobia- Fear of stars or celestial space.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Blennophobia- Fear of slime.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman. LOL!!!
Botanophobia- Fear of plants.
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women. LOL!!!
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
Chionophobia- Fear of snow.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks.
Cleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Cometophobia- Fear of comets.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces. 0_o…
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.
Crystallophobia- Fear of crystals or glass.
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles.
Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease. LOL!!!
Demonophobia or Daemonophobia- Fear of demons.
Dendrophobia- Fear of trees.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Electrophobia- Fear of electricity.
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture.
Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. LMAO They kept the name short for this one
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish.
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Linonophobia- Fear of string.
Liticaphobia- Fear of lawsuits.
Lutraphobia- Fear of otters. 0_o After penguins they’re my fave animal
Meteorophobia- Fear of meteors.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Nephophobia- Fear of clouds.
Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons. Um… shouldn’t we all be?
Oenophobia- Fear of wines.
Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.
Selenophobia- Fear of the moon.
Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones.
Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things.
Xerophobia- Fear of dryness.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.

This was Eva doing promo work for a movie in France back in January. HAWT!!! She had a nip slip and the video is mighty damn fine. Check out the guys face in picture 3, LMAO!!!

Oh yes, I went there - again LOL

Because we’ve all been awaiting this ever since he got “elected” the first time.

Monday, January 19, 2009 at 11:59pm is the final day of one of the worst political eras America has faced.

Feel free to invite anyone you know for this massive, world wide celebration as we all await for a new presidency that will hopefully end this error which was of having George W. Bush “elected” not just once, but twice.

If you’re a member of Face Book join this community and join in on the celebrations!

I must admit that even though I am not an American it does make me feel sick knowing the US Presidential Election is so close and that someone like Sarah Palin could have so much power-or the more horrifying thought-that she could be President if McCain dropped dead (he ain’t no spring chicken). No offense to any yanks reading but in Australia we have the saying, ‘Only in America.’ It’s as though they’ll hire someone dressed as a fucking donkey to rule their country.

Call me biased for being so anti republican but this woman makes my skin crawl and I fear for the entire world, what impact it will have on other countries, if she gains power.

Reasons this woman doesn’t get my ‘vote’:

1. She teaches Abstinence, not Sex Education. “”The explicit sex-ed programs will not find my support.” Clearly this didn’t work for her teenage daughter.

“Abstinence may be a laudable goal, but failing to educate teenagers about how to protect themselves from disease or unintended pregnancy is tragically misguided. According to the National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy, abstinence-only programs do not reduce sexual activity, teen pregnancy or sexually transmitted disease. Every day 10,000 U.S. teens contract a sexually transmitted disease, 2,400 get pregnant and 55 contract HIV. Unintended pregnancies happen to Republicans, Democrats and people of all faiths.” - Source

2. She doesn’t support abortion even if her own daughter was raped! She would permit abortion in cases where the mother’s life was endangered, but not in the case of rape or incest.

3. Against gay rights

“Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin says she supports a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, a break with John McCain, who has said he believes states should be left to define what marriage is.

In an interview with Christian Broadcasting Network, the Alaska governor said she had voted in 1998 for a state amendment banning same-sex marriage and hoped to see a federal ban on such unions. She said she believed traditional marriage is the foundation for strong families.”

Clearly she is out of touch with reality. When was the last time she read the paper or put the news on? Millions of staright married families aren’t ’strong’. She’d deluded.

4. She doesn’t believe Global Warming was helped by man.

What is your take on global warming and how is it affecting our country?

A changing environment will affect Alaska more than any other state, because of our location. I’m not one though who would attribute it to being man-made. Source

5. She is war hungry.

If you were running for president, what causes would you champion?

I would push for a strong military and a sound energy policy. Source

6. She lacks experience. Being a Governer of Alaska and then Vice President of America?!?!

(She has a total of a little under 2 years in state government. In comparison, Sen. Obama has 7 years of experience in state government and 3 years in federal government.

- She has less experience (beyond the local level) in government than Obama, McCain, and Biden.****** If she assumes the presidency within McCain’s first term, she would assume office with less experience beyond the local level in the government than ANY OTHER PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY of the United States.)

Need I say more?

LOL!!! *loves it* *g* This wasn’t long after she had the baby. Something like that would have stopped the old mans heart, haha! At least he would have died happy. Lucky bastard!

Two others:

I’ma hopin’ she gets pregnant again before SVU finishes (it’s gotta finish soon, right?) and the wardrobe people rock her cleavage. Whore it out, I say. Go out with a bang. Oh god, if the rumours of Alex coming back are true and Mariska is pregnant at the time… holy shit! LOL I think my perverse mind would implode. Damn. Now THOSE scenes would make for some delicious fan fics, haha